Directed by W.D. Richter Starring Peter Weller, Ellen Barkin, John Lithgow, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd and Clancy Brown
During a test of his experimental supersonic jet car, Japanese-American neurosurgeon, particle physicist, martial artist and musician Buckaroo Banzai (Weller) activates the oscillation overthruster, a device which allows him to pass into the solid matter of a mountain, thus entering the 8th Dimension. On hearing of this, Lord John Whorfin, and alien in the body of Dr Emilio Lizardo (Lithgow) breaks out of an asylum to reunite with his lieutenants, the Red Lectroids.
“They told Jack Burton to go to hell…and that’s exactly where he’s going!”
Directed by John Carpenter Starring Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun, Kim Catrall, Victor Wong and James Hong
While in San Francisco on business, trucker Jack Burton (Russell) meets up with friends in Chinatown and ends up driving his friend Wang Chi (Dun) to the airport to collect his fiancee Miao Yin (Suzee Pai). From there, the two stumble into a gang kidnapping, which in turn leads them into a rumble interrupted by the arrival of ‘the Three Storms’, a trio of supernatural warriors. Aptly named lawyer Gracie Law (Catrall) points them to the Wing Kong triad and its reclusive boss David Lo Pan (Hong). After that, it’s all madcap schemes and daring rescues as tour bus driver Egg Shen (Wong) musters the forces of good for a confrontation against the terrible powers of Lo Pan.
So, the observant may have noticed I’m rocking a new theme: Blast From the Past. Inspired by watching older movies with my daughter, this category is also linked to the new ‘not just shit movies’ thinking of the BMM.
Blast From the Past entries are intended to be older films – ten years plus – that I’ve watched before but am only reviewing now for one reason or another. There are a lot of shitty films made more than a decade ago, but I tend to only watch them once, or once and then again to review. To be a BFtP it has to be something I know pretty well, or that was a major part of my childhood/youth/angsty teenage years/University experience (Bram Stoker’s Dracula and The Crow, I may be looking at you here.)
“The greatest adventure of all is finding our place in the circle of life.”
Directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff Starring Matthew Broderick, James Earl Jones, Jeremy Irons, Moira Kelly, Nathan Lane, Ernie Sabella, Rowan Atkinson, Robert Guillaume, Whoopi Goldberg and Cheech Marin
The young cub Simba is born to Mufasa (Jones), King of the Pridelands. While Simba is still a young, reckless cub, his father is killed by his brother Scar (Irons) with the aid of his hyaena minions (Goldberg, Marin) and flees into exile.
Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman Starring Bruce Reitherman, Phil Harris, Sebastian Cabot, Louis Prima, George Sanders, Sterling Holloway and others
A young infant is adopted by a family of wolves and named Mowgli (Reitherman), but the pack kick him out when Shere Khan (Sanders) the tiger comes hunting. As his guardian Bagheera the Panther (Cabot!) tries to escort the reluctant Mowgli to the nearest man village, he encounters the insinuating python Kaa (Holloway), the cheerful bear Baloo (Harris) and the mocking monkeys of orangutan King Louis (Prima,) before his final showdown with Shere Khan.
“MEN DIE! WOMEN SIGH! Beneath that Batcape – he’s all man!”
(This is pretty much the only tagline which isn’t just ‘and now, in cinemas! Although largely accurate – I believe seven men do die in the course of the movie, although Catwoman is definitely faking her sighs – it is still somewhat misleading.)
Directed by Leslie H Martinson Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriweather, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith and Frank Gorshin
When a consortium of supercriminals threaten to hold the world to ransom by dehydrating the United World Security Council, it is down to Batman (West) and Robin (Ward) to stop them. Can they thwart the combined forces of Catwoman (Meriweather), the Penguin (Meredith), the Joker (Romero) and the Riddler (Gorshin)? Will Bruce Wayne keep his cool in the intoxicating presence of Catwoman’s Russian alter ego Kitka? And will Batman ever be able to get rid of that bomb?