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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Directed by Hayao Miyazaki
Starring Jean Simmons, Emily Mortimer, Christian Bale, Lauren Bacall, Billy Crystal, Josh Hutcherson and Blythe Danner

Sophie Hatter (Mortimer) is a simple girl, working in the family shop in a country on the brink of war. After a chance meeting with the infamous Wizard Howl (Bale), she is cursed by the Witch of the Wastes (Bacall) to become an old woman (Simmons). Leaving her home, she falls in with Howl, his apprentice Markl (Hutcherson), the fire demon Calcifer (Crystal) and a mysterious scarecrow, assigning herself as Howl’s cleaning woman in the hope that Calcifer can free her of the curse in return for her breaking his contract with the wizard.

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Pokemon Detective Pikachu (2019)

Directed by Rob Letterman
Starring Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith, Kathryn Newton, Bill Nighy and Ken Watanabe

Sinister AF Pokemon Mewtwo escapes from a lab, and a car is knocked off the road. Tim Goodman (Smith), a small town insurance assessor, learns that his father, Detective Harry Goodman, died in the crash, and comes to Ryme City to collect Harry’s effects from his boss, Lieutenant Yoshida (Watanabe). Here he meets his father’s partner Pikachu (Reynolds), a pokemon who is somehow able to hold complete conversations with Tim, and who ropes him into the search for Harry, convinced that he is still alive.

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Fighting With My Family (2019)

Meet an Outsider Who Changed the Game

Directed by Stephen Merchant
Starring Florence Pugh, Lena Headey, Nick Frost, Jack Lowden, Vince Vaughan and Dwayne Johnson

Saraya Bevis (Pugh) grows up in a family of wrestlers, including her parents – ‘Rowdy’ Ricky (Frost) and ‘Sweet’ Saraya (Headey) Knight – and brother Zak ‘Zodiac’ (Lowden). She herself wrestles as Britani Knight, as well as helping to run the family business and training local wrestlers with her brother. Opportunity knocks for the Knight family, when Saraya and Zak are invited by trainer Hutch Morgan (Vaughan) to try out for the WWE. Saraya – using the ring name Paige, as the WWE already has a Brittany – is the only successful candidate, and travels to Florida to train with NXT.

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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

“They Come in Pieces.”

Directed by Mike Mitchell
Starring Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Tiffany Haddish, Stephanie Beatriz, Charlie Day, Alison Brie, Nick Offerman and Maya Rudolph

Five years after the end of The Lego Movie, the briefly idyllic LEGO settlement of Bricksburg has been devastated by the repeated attacks of aliens from beyond the ‘Stairgate’. Emmett (Pratt), the last optimist in Apocalypseburg, is troubled by dreams of a coming ‘Armamageddon.’ He creates a dream home for himself and his partner, Lucy (Banks), which draws the attention of the aliens with its shininess. General Mayhem (Beatriz) descends on Apocalypseburg, defeating the best efforts of Lucy, Unikitty (Brie), Metalbeard (Offerman), Benny the 1980’s Spaceman (Day) and even Batman (Arnett), and abducts these five to be ‘guests’ at her queen’s ‘matrimonial ceremony’ in the Systar System.

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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019)

“Fly on your own. Find your way home.”

Directed by Dean DeBlois
Starring Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Cate Blanchett, Craig Ferguson and F. Murray Abraham

After a year as chief, Hiccup (Baruchel) is still engaged in the rescue of dragons captured by increasingly audacious and numerous hunters. With Berk on the brink of economic collapse, and the hunters bringing in the ruthless ‘Night Fury Killer’ Grimmel (Abraham) to bring them Toothless, Hiccup decides to seek refuge in the ‘Hidden World’, the legendary home of all dragons which his father had long sought.

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Christopher Robin (2018)

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing.”

Directed by Marc Forster
Starring Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell, Bronte Carmichael, Mark Gatiss, Oliver Ford Davies, Ronke Adekoluejo, Adrian Scarborough, Jim Cummings and Brad Garrett

Christopher Robin bids a fond farewell to his friends in the Hundred-Acre Wood, including Winnie the Pooh and Tigger (both Cummings) and Eeyore (Garrett), before heading to boarding school, losing his father, growing up into Ewan McGregor, marrying an architect named Evelyn (Atwell), fighting in a war and having a daughter named Madeleine (Carmichael).

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Glass (2019)

“Real villains are among us. Real heroes are within us.”

Directed by M Knight Shyamalan
Starring James McAvoy, Bruce Willis, Anya Taylor-Joy, Sarah Paulson, Samuel L. Jackson, Spencer Treat Clark and Charlayne Woodard

Disassociative serial killer Kevin Crumb, aka the Horde (McAvoy), is at large in Philadelphia, following the events of Split, and being tracked by the Overseer (Willis), aka David Dunn from Unbreakable, aided by his son Joseph (Clark), now acting as his man in the van. Their eventual clash is interrupted, however, by Dr Ellie Staple (Paulson) and a SWAT team equipped with strobe lights, which disable the Horde’s superhuman combat persona, the Beast.

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Bumblebee (2018)

No-one remembers the tagline for The Phantom Menace, right?

“Every Hero Has a Beginning”

Directed by Travis Knight
Starring Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena, Jorge Lendeborg, Jr., John Ortiz, Jason Drucker and Pamela Adlon, and the voices of Dylan O’Brien, Angela Bassett, Justin Theroux and Peter Cullen

As the Autobot rebellion flees Cybertron, Optimus Prime (Cullen) sends the scout B-127 (O’Brien) to Earth to prepare it as a haven on which the Autobots can regroup, and to protect it against the Decepticons. This immediately goes to shit, as B-127 crashes into a Sector 7 military exercise, flees from forces led by Colonel Jack Burns (Cena), only for both to be attacked by the Seeker Blitzwing. Burns’ forces are decimated and Blitzwing damages B-127’s voice box and memory before B-127 can kill him.

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Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

“All Roads Lead Here”

Directed by Drew Goddard
Starring Jeff Bridges, Cynthia Erivo, Dakota Johnson, Jon Hamm, Cailee Spaeny, Lewis Pullman and Chris Hemsworth

Four people check into the El Royale hotel, a once-thriving establishment straddling the California-Nevada border in Tahoe: Vacuum cleaner salesman Laramie Seymour Sullivan (Hamm), Catholic priest Father Daniel Flynn (Bridges) and traveler Darleen Sweet (Erivo) arrive first, followed by a moody hippy (Johnson) whose name we ultimately discover to be Emily. They are greeted by the manager, Miles (Pullman) and check in on the Nevada side of the hotel. Then the secrets start to come out.

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Teen Titans GO! to the Movies (2018)

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“Because if Aquaman can get a movie, anyone can.”

Directed by Peter Rida Michail and Aaron Horvath
Starring Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton, Tara Strong, Hynden Walch, Will Arnett and Kristen Bell

The Teen Titans are probably among the world’s bottom five superhero teams, largely due to a tendency to go into a hip-hop patter number instead of finishing their foes.  Robin (Menville) is determined to achieve true superhero status in the only way that matters in the modern world: By getting a movie made about himself. With the help of his team mates Beast Boy (Cipes), Raven (Strong), Cyborg (Payton) and Starfire (Walch), he sets out to convince director Jade Wilson (Bell) that her next movie should feature the Titans by securing master manipulator Slade (Arnett) as their arch-nemesis.

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