Welcome to an exciting new feature here on the Bad Movie Marathon! Let’s join Charlie Holloway and David the android at the pool table, for the Prometheus drinking game!
- Creepy robot is creepy! Take a shot
- A member of the crew gives solid evidence that they have no place on a deep space mission! Take a shot
- A member of the Weyland family (including David) is pointlessly mean to someone! Take a shot
- Holloway acts like a jerk and no-one calls him on it! Take a shot
- Something looks like a penis! Take a shot
- Something looks like a vagina! Take a shot
- Something looks simultaneously like a penis and a vagina! Take one shot for each and one for luck
- Someone picks up the idiot ball for plot reasons! Take a shot
- And someone dies because of it! Take a shot
- The black goop does something it’s never done before! Take a shot
- The plot is complicated by Weyland’s pointless conspiracy bullshit! Take a shot
- The film does a call-back to Alien! Take a shot
- That is of no service to a larger narrative! Take a shot
- That is to the detriment of the self-contained narrative of Prometheus! Take a shot
- Something that ought to provide answers instead leads only to death or splatter! Take a shot
- And someone acts all surprised about it! Take a shot
- Shaw performs some Olympian athletic feat post-surgery! Take a shot
Have fun! We’ll see you on the other side!
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