The Prometheus Drinking Game

drinking game
“If I’m this drunk, we must be done. Right?”

Welcome to an exciting new feature here on the Bad Movie Marathon! Let’s join Charlie Holloway and David the android at the pool table, for the Prometheus drinking game!

Music please!

  • Creepy robot is creepy! Take a shot
  • A member of the crew gives solid evidence that they have no place on a deep space mission! Take a shot
  • A member of the Weyland family (including David) is pointlessly mean to someone! Take a shot
  • Holloway acts like a jerk and no-one calls him on it! Take a shot
  • Something looks like a penis! Take a shot
  • Something looks like a vagina! Take a shot
  • Something looks simultaneously like a penis and a vagina! Take one shot for each and one for luck
  • Someone picks up the idiot ball for plot reasons! Take a shot
    • And someone dies because of it! Take a shot
  • The black goop does something it’s never done before! Take a shot
  • The plot is complicated by Weyland’s pointless conspiracy bullshit! Take a shot
  • The film does a call-back to Alien! Take a shot
    • That is of no service to a larger narrative! Take a shot
    • That is to the detriment of the self-contained narrative of Prometheus! Take a shot
  • Something that ought to provide answers instead leads only to death or splatter! Take a shot
    • And someone acts all surprised about it! Take a shot
  • Shaw performs some Olympian athletic feat post-surgery! Take a shot

Have fun! We’ll see you on the other side!

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